Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel
i just ordered dominos and they gave me this
so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well
i am suing dominos and i hate america
— Hud (Paul Newman), HUD (1963)
What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it